okay, so it was my uncle’s wedding and you know that thing where the groom pulls off the bride’s garter(stocking) with his teeth and what not. Well, alright, I started crying because I thought it was too sexual and disgusting.
And it’s ironic because now I’m a whore.
every time my mom would untie my shoelaces, I would think ‘what if there was a untying shoelaces competition’ and that she would win. I was 7.